The Infamous

Its notorious, invigerous, grimey, classy, beautiful, disgusting, inspiring, and sometimes has thrown a party or two. Nobody really knows what goes on down there, atleast I dont. Allegedly there is even a room that no one knows about where the hookers are chained to the floor. But whatever happens down there you know you probably wont want to tell your parents about it, or write home. But if you ever find yourself in the basement of 308 3rd street at any particular hour whatever you do make sure you don't drink the grape punch and watch your B's and Q's because there are some people who don't get to make it out....